NJ Outlaw 2: Electric Boogaloo |
18 Registered Contestants.
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Event Date and Time: |
Sunday, June 03, 2007 11:00 |
Event Duration: |
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Location: |
Mahwah NJ |
Entry: |
Open |
Helmets: |
Mandatory
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Organizer: |
Team Fatboy and the NJDB
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Map: |
Click here for online map
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Entry Fee: |
Free Fool! |
Contest Info: |
Team Fatboy and the NJDB Present the second annual NJ Outlaw Race! Why? Because it wouldn't be a race season unless you smelled Jersey at least once!
When: Sunday, June 3rd starting around 11am.
What: A fast hybrid down a nice sized hill and a "totally professional Downhill" (don't dig out your leathers though, its about a 35mph hill tops, think Shady Lane downhill)
We found a great new spot! Its a road! Its paved! and it even has guardrails to prevent Pro A class racers from trying to ride the grass and breaking themselves! Snazzy eh!
But: THIS IS A TOTAL OUTLAW RACE. MEANING WE DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO BE THERE AND THERE IS A CHANCE OF GETTING THE BOOT. ALSO THERE'S A CHANCE OF GETTING HIT BY A CAR, FALLING INTO A LAKE, GETTING POISON IVY, HEMROIDS, LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS, OH MY!! RIDE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!
We have ridden there and waved to security as they drove by. Its in a remote location and with very little traffic that is more then managable. In fact, the road is sometimes gated off, its the access road to a ski slope that is closed for the summer. JUST IN CASE, WE DO HAVE A BACKUP LOCATION 20 MINUTES DOWN THE HIGHWAY.
PAVEMENT: 7-8/10.
The road has a nice uphill runout. No footbraking required. Here's some pics but they don't do it justice as the road has a slight curve, making it hard to photograph:
Now for the boring stuff: THIS IS AN OUTLAW EVENT! RIDE AT YOUR OWN RISK! TEAM FATBOY, LONGBOARDS BY FATBOY INC., OR ANYONE HELPING WITH THE ORGANIZING OF THIS RACE ARE NOT TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURIES THAT MIGHT OCCUR. RIDE AT YOUR OWN RISK! ALL SKATERS ARE REQUIRED TO WEAR A HELMET! YOU CANNOT RACE WITHOUT A HELMET! FULL PADS ARE GREATLY INCOURGED! Oh, and did I mention-RIDE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!
And the Good stuff: PRIZES! Oh yeah, we got prizes, and let me tell you, Piskapoo's 50k ain't got nothing on these gems! 1st Prize- An Oven Mitt! And not just any oven mitt, one's thats been spraypainted on and crudley scribbled. Second Prize- Fatboy's Soiled Undies! That's right ladies, the fatman will de robe and give you his dainties complete with skid marks and sweat stains that he raced in all day. 3rd Prize- Crust staight from Joe I's beard!!! Prizes for 4th through 5th will be determined as soon as I make them up. Sign up soon, who knows what kind of drawing power these charished items may bring.
DIRECTIONS: Since this is actually an access road to a ski slope, you can get directions from all points right here, just follow the link: (copy and paste) http://www.skicampgaw.com/directions.html NOTE: Where it says to drive through the yellow gates, DON'T DRIVE THROUGH THE YELLOW GATES! Unless you want to run us over. The gates maybe closed anyway. Follow the road to the left, and park at the first parking area on your left, by the pavillion.
Any questions feel free to contact me via email: renshibob1@yahoo.com |
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Registered Contestants (18) -- NJ Outlaw 2: Electric Boogaloo |
Name
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Home City
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Sponsors
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Bio
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Comment
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Date Submitted
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1.
Raaaab Herten
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The hills where Douchebags roam |
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Come for the Taylor Ham, Stay for the rudeness!! |
4/21/2007 8:46:36 PM |
2.
Hager the Horrible
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the last place a jerked it |
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It's probably going just be us skating and calling each other names |
4/21/2007 9:01:21 PM |
3.
Anthony Pistono
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J E R S E Y |
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master of the cleveland steamer ! |
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4/22/2007 5:07:13 PM |
4.
Fat boy
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Vinegar and Water, New Jersey |
Mrs Smith |
A fun loving Taurus who enjoys long walks on the beach with someone special, and otters |
I believe the children are our future, treat them well and dip them in toasted coconut |
4/23/2007 6:08:11 AM |
5.
Shane Anderson
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Connecticut |
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4/23/2007 6:27:38 AM |
6.
Scooter Snow
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j-town Jersey |
Fatboy, Chucklepatch and Al's garage |
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Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! |
4/25/2007 4:28:09 PM |
7.
Preston Shupp
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Swiftwater Pa |
Porn and drugs have ruined any chances of that. |
The real Homer |
You guys can't watch me skate or else I'm not comming! |
4/29/2007 6:27:02 PM |
8.
Thatdamn Brainfart
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Vaginia, NC, Where-ever the van is parked |
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Just use my indian name "Drunken ditch riding pyro poser who slams ramp while losing to the fastest of the slowest" |
Free? Joisey? I'm in - and my little dog toooooo. Closer than MS and you don't have to drive through SC to get there. |
5/1/2007 7:43:59 AM |
9.
Lisa Woodward
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Simsbury, CT |
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Can't wait to skate with everyone!! No Foot Break! Yahoooo |
5/1/2007 4:03:29 PM |
10.
Ben Volvovitz
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Woodbridge, CT |
too good for sponsors |
Winner of the greatest looking kid alive award 19 years in a row. Founder of team totally sexy |
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5/1/2007 4:10:56 PM |
11.
Leo Ojeda
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Stamford, Ct |
in slalom? ur kidding |
latin sandbagger |
no camera guys!!!!!!!!! |
5/9/2007 11:57:54 AM |
12.
Jamaal Bey
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Nyack N.Y. |
Bey-Tech |
Bey-Tech Bombers, Old Sckool with New Amo:-) also, CEO of Bey Boards and Bey-Tech |
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5/16/2007 2:00:12 PM |
13.
Rick Floyd
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Warren, VT |
Vermont Morning Hot Cereal, Sandcastle Realty, West Side Boat Shop, Dominator Race Wax, Maui Jim |
Oldy Moldy School racer from the 70's - just getting back into it at age 45 after 22 years away from cones. Nationally competitive alpine snowboarder, marathon kayaker and sailor. |
I was a Westchester County skate rat in the 70's - it will be cool to be back in the general area racing skates!! |
5/21/2007 4:59:45 PM |
14.
cmc cmc
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Ocean State |
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5/22/2007 6:20:54 PM |
15.
haon elnieh
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jn |
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barc sgel kcus |
5/30/2007 11:04:08 AM |
16.
Charlie Samuels
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New York City |
Bey-Tech |
Original member of the Rockland County Wizard Skateboard team from the '70's |
Wizards are number one |
5/31/2007 12:24:20 PM |
17.
mike d
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bristol ct |
chixill |
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6/1/2007 11:56:50 AM |
18.
Violet O'Brator
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Wayne, NJ |
The Mole Man Band featuring SACKLADY |
Love using my O'brator longbeard - I mean board for a quick getaway to Andomeda Galaxy. I leave tommorow but will be back 3 days ago. |
By board is powered by 3 quantum singularities. |
6/2/2007 8:32:31 AM |