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On 5/19/2003 Darren
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Two guys stranded in the desert.. starving, Thirsty and all that.
spot a tree in the distance.... they think its just a mirage...
As they get closer they spot that it is not a Mirage but a real tree and to top it off its covered in Bacon, Smokey bacon, Rashers, streaky, Cooked, raw.. Every type of bacon you can imagine..
One of the guys freaks out "Yeah we are saved !!! Starts running towards the tree, as he does this he gets caught in a hail of bullets and is pinned to the ground.....
The other guys shouts "are you alright?"
The guy who is pinned down shouts back " It's not a bacon tree......
It's a HAM BUSH!!!!!!
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On 5/11/2003
Arab
wrote in from
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Special Joke for the esteemed webmaster here at NCDSA
An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Chargers fan.
She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Charger fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"
"I'm a Bronco fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Bronco fan?"
"Because my Mom and dad are from Denver and my Mom is a Bronco fan and my dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan too."
"Well, said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, that's no reason for you to be a Bronco fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your Mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"
Mary said, "I'd be a Raider fan."
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On 5/11/2003 Chuck DeGaulle
wrote in from
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An American is having breakfast one morning(coffee,
croissants, bread,butter and jam)
when a Frenchman, chewing
bubble-gum, sits down next to
him. The American ignores the Frenchman who,
nevertheless, starts a
conversation.
Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole
bread??"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We
don't. In France, we only
eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a
container, recycle it,
transform
them into croissants and sell them to the
states." The Frenchman has a
smirk on his face.
The American listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with
the bread??"
American: "Of Course."
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his
teeth and chuckling). "We
don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for
breakfast, then we put all the
peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers,
recycle them, transform them
into jam and sell the jam to the states."
After a moment of silence, The American then
asks: "Do you have sex in
France?"
Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a
big smirk.
American: "And what do you do with the condoms
once you've used them?"
Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."
American: "We don't. In America, we put them in
a container, recycle
them,
melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to
France."
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On 5/9/2003
dom-de-mars
wrote in from
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Berta your message is in a very poor French, I understantd you, but it was difficult.
Wy do you speak French in a English speaking site if French is not your language.
Write in Italian I will understand you
-=DoM=-
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On 5/9/2003 Berta
wrote in from
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Salût,
récemment j'avais découvert votre Website. La raison de mon
retour: 1. Convaincre le contenu 2. Conception Affectueuse 3.
Disposition Intéressante. Encore je regarderai autour. Déjà
beaucoup de "remercie"! Au revoir
Italien LänderInfos
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On 5/4/2003
Alan "Ollie"Gelfand
wrote in from
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Thanks for all the hospitality this weekend at the Gathering. I learned a lot about Slalom racing this weekend. I would like to see head to head racing the way it was this weekend reminds me when I used to Autocross my car against a clock Boring!!!! What about the select few racers that can actually get threw the first few cones at the park and ride .I saw most of the sk8ters DQ ing or hitting the cones .15-20 foot starting box ??? Are you crazy or scared of a little speed. I hardly know anything about slalom racing but I know what fun is and going so slow that you could run out of most of your runs is boring. I will guarantee you that when I put on a race in a few months I will have at least 30- 40 new slalom skaters out there and people will be yelling from the side lines for there favorite guy to win. Head to head racing is way more fun to watch and to participate in . Thanks again for the great times this weekend. Alan “Ollie” Gelfand PS: I am soooo sore
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On 5/4/2003 66
wrote in from
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thanks for lunch!
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On 5/3/2003 ain't the law no more
wrote in from
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"the Law is the Law.
16 May, 1918
The U.S. sedition Act "
Arab, are you aware that this law you keep refering to was repealed 82 years ago, less than 3 years after it was enacted?
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On 5/3/2003 Curious
wrote in from
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Until the US releases the CHILDREN it is holding in Guantamo then it really doesnt have the right to preach.
You havn't WON a war, because if you had you'd have to release the POW's. America can't hold its head up till its WON.
America is also a country that executes people. Mostly black. Some with severe physiciatric problems. utterly Disgusting. No better than China.
End the Death Penalty! (But keep long sentances)
Release the children in Guantamo.
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On 5/2/2003
Arab
wrote in from
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Hey Serial Killer, the Law is the Law.
16 May, 1918
The U.S. sedition Act
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United States, Statutes at Large, Washington, D.C., 1918, Vol. XL, pp 553 ff.
A portion of the amendment to Section 3 of the Espionage Act of June 15, 1917.
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SECTION 3. Whoever, when the United States is at war, shall willfully make or convey false reports or false statements with intent to interfere with the operation or success of the military or naval forces of the United States, or to promote the success of its enemies, or shall willfully make or convey false reports, or false statements, . . . or incite insubordination, disloyalty, mutiny, or refusal of duty, in the military or naval forces of the United States, or shall willfully obstruct . . . the recruiting or enlistment service of the United States, or . . . shall willfully utter, print, write, or publish any disloyal, profane, scurrilous, or abusive language about the form of government of the United States, or the Constitution of the United States, or the military or naval forces of the United States . . . or shall willfully display the flag of any foreign enemy, or shall willfully . . . urge, incite, or advocate any curtailment of production . . . or advocate, teach, defend, or suggest the doing of any of the acts or things in this section enumerated and whoever shall by word or act support or favor the cause of any country with which the United States is at war or by word or act oppose the cause of the United States therein, shall be punished by a fine of not more than $10,000 or imprisonment for not more than twenty years, or both....
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On 5/2/2003 Antti S. Brax
wrote in from
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"Move to Iraq or France if you dont like the country that gives you the very right to speak your mind freely here."
Interesting words from a guy who wants to jail everyone who opposes the current government.
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On 5/1/2003
Arab
wrote in from
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Todd-the 18 Saudis you speak of were not part of the Saudi govt. Should we Bomb Saudi Arabia because of 18 rogue citizens? whats your point???
You are just like the french, useing $$$$$ signs to justify your position, $1200.00 per US citizen, is a pitance to spare 100's of thousands of lives in Iraq. I'm sure Most Americans would be happy to spend more then that to just get those 3000 Americans back from 9/11.
I'll pay for my own vacation to Hawaii thank you, I dont need any govt cheese. I hiope more tax dollars are spent on military causes instead of govt handout freebie cheese.
3/4 of the American public agrees with me not you.
Move to Iraq or France if you dont like the country that gives you the very right to speak your mind freely here.
People die fighting for your rights. WAR sucks, people die, tough s#@!.
France will pay big time for this blunder, it they thought they were gonna lose money because of their illegal dealing with Iraq, just wait.
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On 5/1/2003 toddc
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Chuck guy, my point is that our war should perhaps be against the Saudis not the Iraqies - IF - you are basing our current efforts as a reaction to 9/11.
If not 9/11, what are we basing our actions on?
There is no other justification. Is there?
The Iraq war is tied to 9/11 with "self interest" as the new self-fulfilling standard.
The current enemy is Iraq. And it appears that we have won.
The folly of success can be responsibility.
Enjoy the new US presence in the middle east.. See how well we fit in. If you would like to see someone come here, and take over your town for the "good" of you - while killing some people from your community randomly...yeah, they'll love us.
Its a lot easier supporting it, or supporting those who do it, than it is living under it.
It's called "invasion" and it is supposed to be done only on the rarest of circumstance.
I think other methods could have met with the same, or perhaps a better result.
We are where we are and are left with this.
(this is not aimed at all saudies, - just the wahabbi saudis (and their madrasas) who believe their rhetoric and are the guys who blew down new york )
Let's never f#ckin forget that.
I read that $1200 was spent in the name of every US taxpayer for this war on Iraq. SO FAR. What is the return on investment? The ROI?
You could take that $1200 and stay for 5 days (air included) in Honolulu and still have plenty of spare cash. But, if you prefer this.....
We are not getting to the heart of the problem. We are lost in our successes over people set against us who could never beat us.
Comforting to the bully within.
The snake who bit us still lives. Let's get him first.
Maybe the French will help us find him.
(man, that's a lot of politics for one night).
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On 5/1/2003 Chuck
wrote in from
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We blame the French for their financial involvement in Iraq because that is precisely the reason their government opposed war with Sadam. Not "humanitarian concerns", or the desire for "world peace", but the desire not to chance losing the billions of dollars in debt owed them by Sadam's government. Same goes for Germany and Russia.
In the 1980's, not only did we support Sadam with weapons but limit them so he wouldn't win, we were also sureptitiously arming Iran, through Israel no less (remember Ollie North and "Iran-Contra"?). Talk about ensuring a stalemate and depletion of the ranks. But then again it may have delayed the attacks on the WTC and Pentagon by 10 or 15 years. Or not.
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On 5/1/2003 toddc
wrote in from
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No comply makes a few good points as you the flag waving americans. A few thoughts. We blame the french for their financial involvement with Iraq- but don;t we have equal or greater involvement with Saudi Arabia? Didn't 18 of 21 involved in Sept. 11 come from Saudi Arabia? Yet, we bomb Iraq and keep the oil flowing from the house of Saud.
While we did support Saddam against Iran, we did not lend him enough support to win that war. Most believe tht we intentionally kept it a stalemate to deplete both sides. As for supplying Saddam chemical weapons - it is not true - we supplied him chemicals which he made into weapon. hairsplitting perhaps, but more accurate.
Do the French need to support all American action? Quite simply "no". Do we need to support French foriegn policy in Africa? No.
When you are proud that you cannot find france on a map, it shows 2 things - ignorance and arrogance. Never be proud to be uninformed lemmings.
The world is complex. War is complex. History is complex. For No-comply to disparage all Americans and for Arab to disparage all French - shows the limitations of both of your thinking.
Each country, it's people and it's history are too complex to boil down to a single substance. Wake up and seek the truth - or you can continue to just feed your mind with what you want to be the truth to reinforce your simplistic notions.
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On 4/30/2003 Brady
wrote in from
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 lemme try again
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On 4/30/2003
Mr. T
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On 4/30/2003
Brady
wrote in from
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I don`t get it? I copied the URL from the Posting Guidelines forum. Paste in the Entry box. I then cut and paste my URL below into the Posting Guidelines URL leaving in the < i m g s r c = " with the only space in between the g and s, then end with " > So why isn`t it working? Is it the geocities site that don`t work. I`m tired of getting "Bad html" mesages when I post pics. Can someone please shed some light?
Here`s the image below...
http://www.geocities.com/zarahedd.geo/skate/dpstyle.jpg
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On 4/30/2003 Brady
wrote in from
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testing pic posting...
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On 4/29/2003 Bud Wisre
wrote in from
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piss drinking
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On 4/29/2003 Ross
wrote in from
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Michael, you have to piss in American beer to add some flavour and increase the strength.
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On 4/29/2003 Michael
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American beer with piss in it?
What difference would it have made?
I don't get the joke?
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On 4/28/2003
Arab
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Subject: Two French guys
One sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American got on and took the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Frenchie in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a beer"
"No problem," said the American, "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone, one of the French guys picked up the American's shoe and spat in them.
When he returned with the beer, the other French guy said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."
Again, the American obligingly went to get it and while he was gone, the other French guy picked up the other shoe and spat in it. When the American returned to his seat, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
He looked at the two French guys and sadly asked, "Why does it have to be this way?
This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This
spitting in shoes and pissing in beers?"
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On 4/28/2003 Ross
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Arab: at last some good posts from you. What's the difference between toast and the French? You can make solders out of toast.
Jack: France's involvement with Iraq (as far as the war is concerned) is as much as most of the nations who were listed on the 'we support the war with Iraq' list in that they were prepared to allow coalition forces to fly over their country. Still, fairs fairs, they are the French so deserve all the stick they get.
no-comply: I've been to Paris, your old saying about cleaning streets must be so old that every one has forgotten it, it's not for nothing that Paris is called the dog's toilet of Europe.
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On 4/27/2003
anotherArab
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George Bush, Jaques Chirac and Tony Blair all go hunting. At the end of the night, they are cleaning their game and having a drink when Tony Blair stands, throws a bottle of whiskey in the air and yells "For Queen and country". He then pulls out a pistol and shoots the bottle out of the air. Chirac stands and throws a bottle of champagne in the air screaming, "Viva la France". He, too, pulls his pistol and shoots the bottle. George, not to be out done throws a can of beer in the air and pulls out his pistol. Then he shoots Chirac and yells "It doesn't get any better than this".
Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman.
Q: Wy don't the French want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
A: He hates America, he loves mistresses and he wears a beret. He is French.
Q: Why do the French call their fighter the "Mirage"?
A: Because it's never seen in a combat zone.
Q: Why do Frenchmen always wear yellow ties?
A: To match their teeth.
Q: What's the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman's soap.
Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who lost his license to practice medicine?
A: He was caught having sex with some of his patients. It's a shame, he was the best veternnarian in town!
President Bush and the french ambassador were debating the Iraqi crisis. The President explained: "If we don't stop Hussein soon, any future conflict with this madman would be a nuclear bloodbath. " The interpreter couldn't translate this, however, since there is no word for "bath" in French.
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." ---- Marge Simpson
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